There is an image, I would like to evoke

Being rather fond of a practical joke

The film ‘Calendar Girls’ inspired my tease

As I lay naked on the couch, and I tried not to sneeze

You see, I’d covered my assets with double whipped cream

And I lay down on the sofa, as I tried not to scream

My dog scrambled over, for a sniff and a lick

So I put her in the kitchen before she was sick...

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